There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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