Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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