so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
