i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You made out with two different species that night
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i believe in u and ur pee
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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