I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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