You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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