As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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