I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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