I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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