you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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