Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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