you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
