So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
id be glad to
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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