You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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