i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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