so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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