god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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