Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
His hands were made for my vagina.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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