seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So much Jack, so little girl.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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