wat bout pragnant strippers??
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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