Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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