this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
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