oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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