Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize