let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize