I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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