What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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