it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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