his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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