And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize