You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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