Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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