But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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