How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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