she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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