You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize