At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So vagazzling was a success
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
dude. I can hear the air.
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