it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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