so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
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