NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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