I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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