i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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