Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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