I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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