I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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