You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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