I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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