Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
The Olympian is in my bed
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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