no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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