You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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