So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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