i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Everclear isn't food dammit
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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