i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
At least life still wants to fuck me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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