Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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