You work out of a Hotel?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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